Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

Sarah and Fab Jesus are perfection.

On the subject of going home after a long day trip out of the city.
Sister: I want to go and cuddle my dog.
My thoughts: I want to go and cuddle my boyfriend.
Sister: I might shower her too!
My thoughts: I might shower him too! :3

Ohmygod I just bought a hitler stache in Animal Crossing.

edwardspoonhands:

SOMEBODY HELP JACK GET RID OF HIS EGG!!!

(Source: braiker, via shrugging)