My dad: I looked at the mercedes A class today
Me: That means nothing to me
Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases.– Chinese Proverb (via olvidare)
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
little-labyrinth asked: I love seeing you on my dash again! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
vaspim: Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there
teendadbert: did you know that yolo swag is actually a bastardized version of Yoro Sawagu, the mightiest samurai. He was distinctly noticeable on the battlefield due to his flat-brimmed kabuto with a snapback.